1. militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

    militiamedic:

    bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

    "go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

    … he just slapped a fucking cobra.

    (Source: aposan)

  2. dont-mind-me-but-i:

sixpenceee:

oh my god

"You wanna cry? I’ll give you something to cry about child."

    dont-mind-me-but-i:

    sixpenceee:

    oh my god

    "You wanna cry? I’ll give you something to cry about child."

  3. communismkills:

    P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

  4. Please help! Please signal boost! →

    lilith-the-firehawk:

    So, I am enrolled in something that is known as the International Baccalaureate program at my school, which is an incredibly advanced program that teaches me many things! However, to graduate with the diploma I need to pay over $800 for all the tests needed, and, this diploma would help so much in finding a good college that’s also Ib oriented so that it can give me scholarships based on that! I’ve no way of getting this money in the next few months, my mom is a single mother of 3 and I can’t find a job anywhere I got, it would just, be so much help if I could raise the money needed! Also, I need funding to apply to colleges, and also school related expenses I need to pay off just so I can graduate, but please, any amount will help, and I am incredibly thankful if you took the time to look at my page!

  5. If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

    ask-koki-kariya:

    ask-koki-kariya:

    lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

    bilbo-swwaggins:

    princess-poop:

    castielsteenwolf:

    JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

    Omg i’ll smile forever

    id cry from happiness i think

    image

    that last gif will be me in 3 hours

    edit: I was dead wrong

    (Source: warningyoumayfall)

  6. Please help! Please signal boost! →

    lilith-the-firehawk:

    So, I am enrolled in something that is known as the International Baccalaureate program at my school, which is an incredibly advanced program that teaches me many things! However, to graduate with the diploma I need to pay over $800 for all the tests needed, and, this diploma would help so much in finding a good college that’s also Ib oriented so that it can give me scholarships based on that! I’ve no way of getting this money in the next few months, my mom is a single mother of 3 and I can’t find a job anywhere I got, it would just, be so much help if I could raise the money needed! Also, I need funding to apply to colleges, and also school related expenses I need to pay off just so I can graduate, but please, any amount will help, and I am incredibly thankful if you took the time to look at my page!

  7. benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

    benpaddon:

    ayethatgirlrithany:

    sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

    This is exactly how physics does not work.

    Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

    (Source: ForGIFs.com)

  8. go anon and say whatever you’d like to me.

    (Source: maewhitwoman)

  9. (Source: kiekstn)

  10. Please help! Please signal boost! →

    So, I am enrolled in something that is known as the International Baccalaureate program at my school, which is an incredibly advanced program that teaches me many things! However, to graduate with the diploma I need to pay over $800 for all the tests needed, and, this diploma would help so much in finding a good college that’s also Ib oriented so that it can give me scholarships based on that! I’ve no way of getting this money in the next few months, my mom is a single mother of 3 and I can’t find a job anywhere I got, it would just, be so much help if I could raise the money needed! Also, I need funding to apply to colleges, and also school related expenses I need to pay off just so I can graduate, but please, any amount will help, and I am incredibly thankful if you took the time to look at my page!